The other day I had a kindergarten class near the end of my very long day. They had been fairly well behaved. One little boy came up to me and said "Ms. Sudkamp, can I show you something?" Seeing how wonderful all these students were acting I said yes, and boy was I glad I did. This kindergartener proceeds to walk to the front of the classroom and rap.
"What! What! What! What" (Class starts to clap with him)
"Hey my name is Tony,
they call me macaroni.
I slapped my girl with a piece of baloney!